Smailorville Visitation Rules

Prior to filling out your day pass application, please read through the following rules for Smailorville visits.

Bring your own beer. Showing up even just on our boat with an empty can koozy will not be tolerated. This shouldn't have to be said.
Don't bring your kids without prior approval. Yes, we have kids. That doesn't mean we like yours.
Don't bring additional guests that have not been approved. Especially your pets - they will be sent home.
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT interrupt nacho night. It's only happened once, but it was ugly.
When out on the boat, you will be on the boat until we decide we're finished. We will not make special trips back for those who can't handle a day on the lake. Just kidding, we'll bring you back as long as we're not full of ballast. And if we are full of ballast, our kids can shuttle you back on their boats.
ABSOLUTELY NO FIRES, Mayor's orders. The Godfather can't be trusted.

~ Tops are optional, but discouraged ~

If you agree to the terms listed above, you may now proceed to the day pass application.

DAY PASS APPLICATION.

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Thank you! We will review your request and contact you once your day pass has been approved or denied. If it is denied, we probably just don't like you.

Smailorville Visitation Rules

Prior to filling out your day pass application, please read through the following rules for Smailorville visits.

DAY PASS APPLICATION.

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